This is the best motherfucking website.

Really, it is.

Seriously, you guys think that a fucking website doesn't need some styling?

You probably build websites using vim and feeling hardcore. You think your 4.99KB motherfuckingwebsite(.com) is going to get you some fucking award to put on your damn footer as a link. You think your fucking default font is gonna make your website run even on a toaster.

wrong, motherfucker.

The best kick-ass website

Let me describe the real perfect-ass website which still has the glory of the past motherfuckingwebsite:

• Shit doesn't weigh a ton (in fact it's just 34.97 KB when the 27.83KB cat picture below is removed)
• The page weighs exactly 63.02kB, 93.7% less than the Google home page
• Fits on your iPhone 1st gen (although it doesn't work on your damn 16x32 Tamagotchi)
• Looks almost the same on every screen
• Every asshole that visits this website can use it without any problem well, kind of
• It's accessible, so everyone can enjoy it but not everyone can read this - this text is Ant-Accessible
• Shit is even more legible than the fucking two previous versions - and it also has a cleanish style without looking like an ARPANET website
• Doesn't load massive images or scripts. We should all care about people who still use IPoAC
• Uses only free and open resources. Like this ass-breaking font called "Open Sans" which btw weighs 15.21kB, wtf
• It doesn't load your glorious jQuery or jQueryUI with all their fucking styles and shits. Nor Angular or any other framework. This website is made with plain HTML, CSS3 and JS. Keep it Vanilla!
• Doesn't include any tracking service this website does, but hey, who cares
• Images aren't forbidden, but when SVG is available JUST USE IT.
• Use some fucking colors.
• Links don't really need to keep that shitty blue the browser is giving them: nor that violetish color when they are marked as visited. Just give them a nice color

Well guess what, motherfucker:

This website is even better than the last guy and the guy before him.

Why?

• It's over a secure connection - so nobody can spy what we're serving to you (the page might be different for everyone, pshht!).
• It uses one of the most general gTLDs available out there: .website
• It uses the TLD, too: bestmotherfucking.website, check out domainr to do something cool too.
• It uses the kickassing Let's Encrypt CA (don't you see the gorgeous green lock?)
• It runs on nginx: the best fucking web server instead of Apache Server
• It uses a custom version of the awesome ultra-lightweight jQuery /s
• It doesn't use a single media query well, not really
• It probably doesn't support all the web browsers, but that's the best thing - if the user's browser is outdated he will notice and maybe he will switch from the crap he uses to a much cooler browser
• It uses some cool technologies like JavaScript , CSS3 and HTML5
• It supports HTTP/2
• It includes a Cache-Control header, so you don't waste your precious bandwidth if you visit the website more than once
• It uses Piwik, a free and Open Source analytics platform (we still love you Google, don't be mad at us)
• It allows universal access from every website via CORS
• It is Accessible
• It's Open Source, freely available on Github, and everybody can contribute to it.
• It uses the WTFPL - Do What the Fuck You Want to Public License, which is pretty clear on what you can and what you can't do:
  
  0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.

Put even less contrast

Yeah, a #444 is cool but a #454545 is better.

We don't need to break our eyes while looking at a motherfuckingwebsite.

Size matters, yeah, but don't exaggerate

Remember, not everybody is blind, and not everybody wants to read a fucking 2 inches letter on a 27 inches screen, so keep it cool. Don't exaggerate in size, but don't make an ant-compatible text either.

Put some pictures

We're not looking at a novel by Stephanie Meyer, this is a motherfuckingwebsite so include some pictures to give a context.

The website shouldn't be overfilled with pictures, but it should make the user happy while reading your nonsense words.

You see that fancy goblin? He's happy, you should be too.

A goblin, just to keep the context of the website.

Yes, even this is satire.

But this doesn't mean you should load your motherfuckingwebsite with shitty animations, instead keep it simple, minify its resources and use images responsibly. Remember the IPoAC users!

Good design is as little design as possible.

Some German motherfucker on motherfuckingwebsite.com

That's not entirely true, look at that motherfuckingwebsite. It's so minimal that it can be considered crap.

Epilogue

Actually this website was made to follow the trend of the motherfuckingwebsite and the bettermotherfuckingwebsite.

Despite what was said here they're beautiful and truly among the best websites on the internet (even though this is still motherfuckingwebsite), so go check 'em out.

Seriously, follow some of the advice we gave you, they'll "make the web great again"Cit. needed

Juste pour finir

ce site est une imitation(pas exact) du site: thebestmotherfuckingwebsite dans le cadre du préparcour du "mercredi" pour "The Hacking Project".

Mon GitHub